I’ve dreamed about being a writer all of my life. What I had not dreamed of was being married. That said, my marriage is relatively easy and laid back. We don’t argue much, rarely a word of disagreement is spoken… except in the most inopportune times. My story is about a road trip we took, where one of us was a sacrifice to the cause.
Please check out my writing debut in this awesome new anthology:
Clash of the Couples is a new anthology featuring a collection of absurd lovers’ quarrels and relationship spats. Couples just starting their journeys and those who have been together “forever” will relate to dozens of short stories running the “one said, the other said” gamut—from disagreements over furniture, to who gets the last beer, to where to store the placenta (yes, you read that right).
The book has been endorsed by a number of humor and publishing heavyweights, including Josh Blue, comedian and winner of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, and Abby Heugel, popular humorist and blogger at Abby Has Issues. Squeee! Look at what they had to say:
“If you’re looking for a fun read, check out Clash of the Couples. I could relate to the couples in this honest and hilarious collection of modern relationship tales. Clash of the Couples bursts with the real stuff that couples fight about and will make you laugh while shaking your head at the ridiculousness of it!” said Blue.
Heugel shares his sentiments. “Married, single, destined for spinsterhood—it doesn’t matter what angle you come at this book from, you will find something that you can relate to. And you will laugh, because even if you can’t relate to that particular situation, you’ll just be glad that it happened to somebody else.”
This is a huge day, and I’d love your help in making it a success. Here’s what you can do:
1) Buy a copy of the book! It’s available on Amazon and other retailers! If you do pick one up, THANK YOU!
3) Ask your library or bookstore to order it! Don’t be shy! Mention the success of my other book The Mother of All Meltdowns (#1 parenting best seller; great review by Publisher’s Weekly).
4) Spread the word! Please tell your friends, colleagues, family, the guy at the toll gate—anyone and everyone—about the book!
5) Share it on social media—Facebook, Twitter, and so on. Use the hashtag #ClashoftheCouples to get retweeted or shared by a buttload of co-authors!
6) Instagram a picture of yourself holding the book for a chance to win a free copy! Remember to use the hashtag #ClashoftheCouples.
Thank you so much for all of your support!
Goodreads Book Giveaway
Clash of the Couples
by Crystal Ponti
Giveaway ends December 31, 2014.
See the giveaway details
at Goodreads.
tamaralikecamera
I love this book!
I love your story too. Curious as to if he'll ever do it again, the next time such a road trip is called for!
AprilN
Honestly, so am I! He's never been so objectionable to something before.
Stefany
I have heard a lot about this recently. I have to get a copy because it sounds so good!
AprilN
Just released Monday! Get yours now!
aimee fauci
Oh what a fun book! I love telling stories of my husband's and I's spat.. They are all so silly after the fact.
AprilN
That's so true. Going through it, you're so into it, then you realize that it was just plain nonsense.
Amanda Love
I've been hearing quite a bit about this. I would love to get myself a copy.
AprilN
Just released Monday. Get your copy now! 🙂 It's hilarious.
thelesleyshow
I haven't read this book yet, looks like a good one with all the buzz I keep hearing. I'll have to see if I can get a copy for myself, thanks.
AprilN
Just released two days ago! Get it right off the presses!
loisaltermark
Every time I see that book cover, it makes me laugh! Can't wait to read this!
AprilN
It is a great cover! I couldn't have been so creative. Tell me what you think after you get it!
massholemommy
It sounds like a really funny book. I would love to read it!!
AprilN
I hope you will pick up a copy. It's a great read.
mburbage
This is the first time I saw this, but it looks like a great read! I'll add it to my book list
AprilN
Yes! It's a brand new book. Just released Monday. I hope you enjoy it!
Heather
Congrats on your first publish! That cover still cracks me up.
AprilN
It's a great cover, isn't it! ?
@AnnBac9
This looks like a great book . It would be a fun wedding shower gift.
AprilN
Yes, I'll be passing it out for all of my friends who are getting married. It's a good reminder that we're all human.
LifeAsAConvert
Welcome to the world of writing! Though I am not a writer, I can somewhat share in your enthusiasm because my sister is. This sounds like a fun read. I'm adding it to my list now.
AprilN
Thank you, thank you! I'm so excited to be a part of the writing community.
Pam
This book looks hilarious! I might check it out sometime!
AprilN
Please do! It's shown to be a great (and easy) read!
becca112971
This book sounds fun. i must get a copy soon.
AprilN
It's available pretty much everywhere!
Liz Mays
I heard about this recently and it does look packed with humor. I'm looking forward to checking out a copy.
AprilN
It's amazing what silly things we argue about.
Jeanine
sounds so great! So fun. I've always wanted to be a writer too and write a book! A blog is close enough for me I guess:)
AprilN
I plan on continuing! I love it. I would love to have my own book from cover to cover.
Krystal
This is going to be such a great book! When I think back on the fights I've had with my husband, they've been over nothing 98% of the time.
AprilN
Most of them are… but it's great to be able to bond over the silliness.
Helene Bludman
congratulations! It must be a very funny book. The cover is awesome.
AprilN
Thanks. IT really gets you talking too!
Mandy
This looks and sounds like a fabulous book. Definitely intrigued to read it!
AprilN
I hope you do!
Theresa
I think this sounds like a book anybody in a relationship would enjoy. It sounds hilarious!
AprilN
Yes, I plan on giving it to a lot of couples! 🙂
Kristen from...
That looks like a great read! Congrats to you on such an accomplishment!
AprilN
Thank you very much!
Annie
This sounds like an absolutely hilarious book. I'd love to read this 😛
AprilN
I hope you pick them up!
Aisha Kristine Chong
Sounds like a fun read – I think I'd want to have one to read, too!
AprilN
Get one and give one out! 🙂
Dee
It sounds like a fun book! A nice read.
AprilN
It is! I hope you pick it up.
Rosey
This sounds like it's a fun/funny book to read. Life does have it's moments. 😉
AprilN
It is! I hope you get a chance to read it.
coolchillmom
I have heard there is a lot of humor in this book. I have been wanting to read it. Love your story too
AprilN
I hope you get the chance. Thanks!
Shannon Gosney
This book sounds like a good one! I would love to check it out.
AprilN
Great! I hope you do!
prettyopinionated
I just love that cover! It's hilarious, which leads me to believe the book itself will be quite a funny read. I'll have to check it out!
AprilN
It's such a great cover. It's very creative.
mmgmom
I have never heard of this book before. But love the humor behind it.
AprilN
Just released on Monday… I'm glad you know about it now! I hope you get a chance to take a look at it!
Tough Cookie Mommy
This book sounds like it has very engaging content. I would love to read it for myself.
AprilN
Come back soon! I hope to have a giveaway soon!
Erica @ Healthy Family Matters
Sounds like it will be a fun read. The cover is hilarious!
@1motivatingmom
I think I have heard of this before. The cover looks familiar. I will have to share this with my married friends they would enjoy it I am sure.
AprilN
I'm glad the word is getting out. It was just released on Monday!
@SoDreWrites
Now this looks like a fun read! I need to check it out!
AprilN
I hope you do! Make sure come back this week for a special promotion!
Ashley Gill
I've not heard of this book but oh my goodness, I think I need to read it!
AprilN
I hope you get it! Come back later this week for a special promotion!
jandamom
Yes the dumb things couples fight about! Sounds interesting.
AprilN
Oh, yes! Take a look!
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